About

David Newton

Laugh, Learn, and Be Inspired with David Newton – The Hilarious Storyteller of the Ozarks!

Looking for a speaker who can tickle your funny bone while touching your heart? Meet David Newton, a one-of-a-kind motivational speaker, musical storyteller, and parody-writing preacher straight from the Ozark Mountains of Arkansas.

David and his wife, April Bridges Newton, both were born and raised near their hometown of Clarksville, Arkansas. They now live in Odessa, Texas.

After 50 years in ministry across Arkansas, New Mexico, and Texas, David is now retired—but far from slowing down! Armed with a guitar, a razor-sharp wit, and a lifetime of hilarious observations, he brings joy and encouragement to audiences through his signature blend of humor, music, and heartfelt storytelling.

Known for his laugh-out-loud parodies of church life, marriage, and everyday mishaps, David draws on his decades of ministry experience and growing up in Rock Creek Holler (not Hollow, Holler) to deliver messages that are both side-splitting and soul-stirring. Whether he’s poking gentle fun at church gatherings or sharing wise truths about love and life, he connects with audiences of all ages and backgrounds.

Perfect for church events, senior groups, marriage retreats, caregiver conferences such as those presented by Area Agencies on Aging, and anyone in need of a good laugh and a fresh dose of inspiration, David brings the spirit of the Ozarks and the heart of a pastor to every stage.

Booking inquiries: 432-528-5414; david@newtonyak.com

Website: www.newtonyak.com

Come ready to laugh, reflect, and maybe even sing along—you’ve never met a speaker quite like David Newton!

Dennis Swanberg

"The Swan"

Minister of Encouragement

"David Newton embodies Proverbs 17:22....his humor is medicine for the soul! Our friendship began years ago in West Texas - and continues today! Book him!"

Dr. Jerry Thorpe

Granbury, TX

"David Newton and I worked together for over 20 years and much of the success we had in building that great church in Odessa, TX, Temple Baptist, was due to his creativity, hard work, humor, and enormous talent! If I were pastoring now, I would immediately bring him in to let the church enjoy his program."

Dr. Griffin Jones, PhD

Odessa, TX

"I ministered alongside David Newton for 32 years in Odessa, Texas. For 20 of those years as Lead Pastor of Crossroads Church. He is an amazingly creative, engaging and entertaining speaker. David has the unique ability to encourage people, lift their spirits with laughter and empower them to experience great joy on the journey of life."

Kim D.

"David Newton was a highlight of our Conference on Aging! His hilarious songs and heartfelt stories had our caregivers, counselors, and social workers laughing, reflecting, and feeling truly appreciated. He reminded us all why we do what we do-and left the room inspired and re-energized. A perfect fit for any event focused on compassion, connection, and care."

Becky H.

"Unique, Clever, Fun, Clean, Inspirational, Professional...

David Newton provided great entertainment for our ladies Christian retreat. His stand-up delivery evoked lots of laughs and included original songs with amusing lyrics woven throughout his gig. By the way, he can sing and play the guitar, too! He had the full attention of everyone in the room, and as he drew us into his delightful stories, he also shared words of encouragement for our lives. Everyone truly enjoyed David's comedy concert and is still talking about how much fun we had that evening. Book him...you won't regret it!"

Kevin T.

"Some of our church members were familiar with David and arranged to have him come speak at our church. He came as a Christian comedian and included some preaching and scripture in with his presentation. He was very funny and did a very good job with the message he delivered. I would highly recommend him.

Programs

David has performed in a variety of venues through his years of inspirational storytelling and Christian entertainment - churches, civic clubs, retreats, workshops, conventions, and banquets. His original funny songs and good natured parody songs about church life and marriage provide humor, with a point!

Churches

David travels to churches to entertain and inspire at church events: services, banquets, special events, and senior adult get-togethers.

Retreats - Gatherings

Whether it is a ladies retreat, or men's gathering, or a civic club event, David's homespun stories of growing up in the Ozark Mountains, along with original parody songs, and clean Christian comedy - all make for entertainment that will be funny and inspirational.

Especially for Caregivers

David is now retired after serving on staff for 40 years as Senior Adult Pastor at Crossroads Church in Odessa, TX. David has officiated at over 150 funeral and memorial services. His years of experience in dealing with seniors has given him a heart for those who care for the aging. Caregivers leave his sessions feeling inspired, appreciated, and uplifted.